Monday, April 15, 2013

Why is a man different from a computer?

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!

Saturday, April 13, 2013

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for ...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Friday, April 12, 2013

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and ...

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.

When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."